Black Market Mafia Vampires Steal My Blood!!!  !!!

Kaiser Permanente just took what seemed like a gallon of my blood. I’m fairly certain it’s a front for an underground black market ring of mafia vampires

I mean seriously…  why else would they need all that blood?!?!  Some baddass vampire boss is sipping my choice, grade A blood right now, five stories underneath KP Pasadena.

I’m pretty sexy in this hospital gown. It’s like my grandmas sheets with arm holes.

I haven’t been to a primary care physician in 20 years. They were pretty happy that I am not on any medication and excercise regularly. But… the nurse and doctor seemed miffed that I refused certain vaccinations.

It’s not that I am anti vaccination. I think they are very useful for the ailing majority of our American citizens. My immune system is so robust that I chose to opt out. I am probably glad, however, that I got a polio vaccine as a child, as I’ve seen that disease ravage my grandfather and leave him paralyzed from the waist down. That being said, the flu and polio are two very different beasts.